A few more
computer/programming related jokes. This time courtesy of the
ACCU general mailing list:
- I heard a good concurrency joke recently, about 10,000
threads. It was a bit contentious... (Ewan Milne)
- A programmer walked into a Bar. I say a Bar, it was actually a Foo. (Frances Buontempo)
- Two programmers are sitting in a bar discussing static
and dynamic languages. The next day they get a visit from the RSPCA. When they
ask what it's concerning, the RSPCA man says "We got a tip off that you
were using ducks for typing". (Anthony Williams)
- An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer…. (Anders Knatten)
- Q: WHY DID THE HACKER GO TO THE BEACH? A: EASY ACCESS TO SHELLS (@yeahok)
