Thursday 3 May 2012

More computing humor

A few more computer/programming related jokes.  This time courtesy of the ACCU general mailing list:


  • I heard a good concurrency joke recently, about 10,000 threads. It was a bit contentious... (Ewan Milne)
  • A programmer walked into a Bar.  I say a Bar, it was actually a Foo. (Frances Buontempo)
  • Two programmers are sitting in a bar discussing static and dynamic languages. The next day they get a visit from the RSPCA. When they ask what it's concerning, the RSPCA man says "We got a tip off that you were using ducks for typing". (Anthony Williams)
  • An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer…. (Anders Knatten) 
  • Q: WHY DID THE HACKER GO TO THE BEACH? A: EASY ACCESS TO SHELLS (@yeahok)