Am I living in Dilbert?

I was in a lift at work yesterday. Unusually I was in the Sales building. I entered the lift on the ground floor and pressed the button for the second floor. The lift stopped at the first floor and a salesman entered. He proceeded to ask me "are you going down?". I replied "no" which I expected to be the end of the conversation, well at least concerning my very immediate travel plans. However, this was not to be and you can probably guess what came next: "are you going up?". A little to close to Dilbert for comfort:-)